Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
