Pregnant stripper...not hot.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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