Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
