so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just had sex on a roof
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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