I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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