It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
