Whod you bang
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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