Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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