but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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