I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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