someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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