Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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