Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
This baby is an asshole
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Randomize
