Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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