He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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