I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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