Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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