these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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