I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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