was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm always down for nudity.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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