I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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