so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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