What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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