Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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