On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
