I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
