So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
