have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
time to smoke my breakfast
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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