I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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