DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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