fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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