It was confusing and full of hummus
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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