this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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