Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I currently don't understand fingers.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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