i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Man, jail baloney is awful.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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