My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You dont lie about slip and slides
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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