I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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