Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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