i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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