i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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