If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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