ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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