what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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