why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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