there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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