Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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