and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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