Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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