He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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