I'm drive I can fine osifer
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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