I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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