they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
