Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
