Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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