i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
it hurts more in the daytime
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize